Woodchuck or Groundhog?

When people talk about a varmint in their yard, along with rabbits, voles, field mice, and gophers, the groundhog or woodchuck usually shows up. Same or different?

groundhog - woodchuck - whistlepig

As it turns out, a woodchuck is a groundhog, and is also called a whistlepig. They are in the Marmot, or ground squirrel family.

So, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck just as much wood as a groundhog would hog ground, if a groundhog could hog ground.
And a groundhog would hog just as much ground as a whistlepig would pig whistles, if a whistlepig could pig whistles.

Boom.

Brian Atkinson

Brian is an international and inspirational speaker, consultant, and voice artist. Brian has served as the Director of Digital Communications at American Bible Society, and the Director of Digital Media at The Bible Gateway (Gospel Communications International). He has worked as a communications director, technology manager, church-planter, radio announcer, welder, and ice cream man. He has a lot of t-shirts.

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