I’ve had a borrowed vacuum cleaner from Jessica for the last year but today I purchased a new one. It’s one of those canister/HEPA-filter/bag-less/gyroscopic/whirlwind/tornado/hurricane types. I’ve been vacuuming semi-regularly all along, but once I put the new one together, I gave it the once-around-the-joint tour. Here’s the damage from the first pass with the new fancy vacuum.
I feel so dirty.