I got some new pillows!
They had a pillow fight.
I tore off the tags – risking the ire of the federal government! (of course, as the consumer – I have every right to remove the tags – so there!)
Then I left them alone for a minute and a pillow fight broke out!
It was a fierce struggle!
It wasn’t clear who would win!
But finally it appears the “extra-firm” beat the “firm” to the ground.